I have lost all motivation for everything and I don’t even care.
I’m going to need 100CCs of motivation and 10000CLs of vodka to make it through this next week and a half until Christmas break.
I need a Ceasar salad tortilla wrap, some vanilla coke, and a cuddle.
And a baby duck.
And a cuddle.
And a job that doesn’t suck.
And a cuddle.
And for my otp to not be halfway across the world from each other.
And a cuddle.
I don’t know it’s just that the fact that I’m sure I’ll get into trouble for not going to work makes me not want to go to work and so I am not going to work and it’s not that I don’t want to be responsible, it’s just that I don’t want my boss to yell at me… because when people yell I tend to cry and then they think I’m weak… but if I don’t go in he will be even madder, and it’s just a giant mess that I am going to ignore until I am in serious trouble and homeless and having to eat my own limbs.
1. Do you read fic? Do you write fic?
2. Favorite genre of fic?
3. Favorite fandom?
4. Favorite pairing?
5. Favorite fic author?
6. Favorite fic (or one of them)?
7. One-shots or longfic?
8. Do you read WIPs?
9. What is the longest fic you’ve read?
10. Favorite trope/element/scenario in fic?
11. Least favorite trope/element/scenario?
12. What turns you away the most from a fic?
13. Has a fic ever made you cry?
14. What tropes/elements/scenarios get you the worst?
15. Do you mind when characters cry?
16. How do you feel about character death in fic?
17. Any characters who you can’t stand to see in pain?
18. Favorite angst fic?
19. Do you read porn or does it make you uncomfortable?
20. Do you like PWPs?
21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories?
22. Biggest turn-ons in fic?
23. Biggest turn-offs in fic?
24. Do you have any dirty kinks that you’re ashamed of?
25. Any kinks that you’d love to try in real life?
26. Any kinks that you don’t want to try in real life (but are still hot in a fanfic)?
27. Rough sex or gentle sex?
28. How do you feel about masturbation in fic?
29. How do you feel about non-con and dub-con?
30. Favorite porn fic?
31. Do you read AUs?
32. Favorite AU tropes?
33. Least favorite AU tropes?
34. Do you like UAs (universe-alterations, when the main universe and characters are the same but one plot point/decision/outcome is altered)?
35. Do you like high school and college AUs?
36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover?
37. How do you feel about parent!fics/lovechildren? How about mpreg?
38. How do you feel about genderbending? De-aging? Animalizing?
39. Favorite AU fic?
40. Do you like fluff?
41. Favorite fluffy tropes?
42. Least favorite fluffy tropes?
43. Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.)
44. How fluffy is too fluffy?
45. Favorite fluff fic?
Will my old and feeble and dying self give two shits about whether I turned up to work on the 12th of December 2013?
I don’t think she will.
Because she will have wanted to live a happy life. And not being spoken to like shit by customers who are dickwads who know nothing makes her happy.
Thank you grown-ass men who make videos of themselves being so scared of video games that they like little pansies, you’ve made my night so much more entertaining.
I remembered the existence of this video and thought it should be shared again with the world. I will never not laugh at it.
Of all the things I’ve learned to do this year, getting out of having a conversation with someone I don’t really want to talk to without it seeming like I’m bad-mannered and rude has definitely been my favourite.
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.